Funny - Cabbitch"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cabbitch" card is a perfect blend of playful banter and affectionate jab. It's for those friends who appreciate a good roast along with their toast. Whether it's their birthday, a special occasion, or just a day when they need an extra laugh, this card is sure to stand out from the garden variety of greetings. Premium quality, soft touch cardstock. Specialty die cut. Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4 3 8" x 5 3 4")